I ate half a piece of soap because I thought it was a cookie

You see, Internets, as one matures, so, too, must their blog mature. Back in the days when I was a wayward young student, LiveJournal served its purposes, but now that I am a mature young scientist, embarking on an exciting new journey of excitement and newness, I have graduated to BlogSpot, where I will beguile and wow you with my maturity.

I invite you to take my hand and join me on this exciting new venture. Together we will wax poetically about the humdrum of our (and by "our" I mean "my") daily existence, while making insightful observations about the wacky world around us. It's like Facebook for the literate.

So welcome to my new blog, friend. I promise, you will not be disappointed. Mostly because you will not care enough to be disappointed, but still, disappointed you shall not be.